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how To Mess Up A Computer Easly

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I'v seen alot of you people asking how to mess up a computer for there ex wifre or girlfriend, heres an easy way.

Go to Kazaa.com and download it (its free)

then run kazaa

Search for software and type in a game

download all possible

open all the games after downloading

most of the time they are viruses

keep downloading differnt computer games and install all of them

This will mess up your computer alot!

Different Downloading Programs

www.morpheus.com

WinMX

Kazza Light

or

Kazaa K++

all of them are full with viruses, spy ware, and adware

make sure, for the full effect, close all virus finders or pop up blockers or ad ware killer programs

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Different Downloading Programs

www.morpheus.com

WinMX

Kazza Light

or

Kazaa K++

all of them are full with viruses, spy ware, and adware

make sure, for the full effect, close all virus finders or pop up blockers or ad ware killer programs

WinMX does not contain viruses, spyware, or adware. It's actually a very decent file sharing program. Kazaa on the other hand....

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so lemme get this straight. If I am ever mad at someone I should do that?

riiiiiight <_<

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I'm pretty sure he was just being sarcastic.

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It's a good way to annoy someone but remember that machine will become a spam relay if you install those "games". And spam is suck.

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or you colud boot into dos and type:

format C:

and follow that up with a "y"

tada!

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Or you could just open up the box and cut the wire that goes to the on switch. tada, no more on switch=no more fun. :(

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what if they're using a mac?

Then you should be shot for wanting to hurt one. :P

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Or you could just open up the box and cut the wire that goes to the on switch

Or just get them to go cut the wire when the computers on, that way you'll probably loose the person and the computer.

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or you colud boot into dos and type:

format C:

and follow that up with a "y"

tada!

also open Command and type in

DEL TREE

with a Y

but thats no fun, its worse to have a computer with pop ups and a slow ass computer

i would rather have no computer than a slow, popup ad ware stuff on it

cutting wires wouldnt be worth it as much as viruses

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You know, there is a thread that clearly states "MALICIOUS QUESTIONS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED! " at the top the page. Please don't teach script kiddie behavior.

It is a "how to learn about hacking" forum, not a "how to be an penis" forum.

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Hell, just install Windows ME on it for them. That'll will teach them. As for destroying a Mac, it's a unix-like operating system. I'm sure you can be creative. :) dd works quite well.

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what if they're using a mac?

Then you should be shot for wanting to hurt one. :P

Well put. :D

Aside from dd'ing /dev/zero all over the hdd, you could be a real masochist and run "Classic" apps in OS X. Even though it's supposed to run these apps, I've screwed the b-tree and caused overlapping resources too damned many times. Thank heaven for DiskWarrior.

If you're running pre-OS X and want to screw your system, give ATM 4.6 a look.

PF

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kazza kills komputers (its the kkk) you could just get rid of the required files the os needs to run

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OR....you could pour coke or another fizzy drink all over the computer/laptop.

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You guys are all overthinking this. The easiest way to really fuck up a comp is to install any Microsoft product on it.

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You guys are all overthinking this.  The easiest way to really fuck up a comp is to install any Microsoft product on it.

LoL, you can solve this problem with this keyboard!

keyboard.jpg

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Man you guys way to indepth with these silly things. I'll give you the perfect answer no matter what OS there running. You pick the computer up find the nearest window or door and throw it out. Make sure to launch it to do the most damage and make sure it hits something hard (not grass). Theres the perfect answer to kill any computer running any OS. Or even better take a bat to it like in office space ;) .

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If you're looking for some creative ways to have some destructive fun with a computer, read the Bastard Operator From Hell stories:

http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/

This particular archive appears to be incomplete. Google for "BOFH archive" if you're dying to read the rest of them.

Simon Travaglia, the author, now writes BOFH stories for The Register (www.theregister.co.uk).

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No. one way to destroy a computer easily:

put linux on it

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