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World's worse Captcha?

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I guess some people should be smothered at birth...

http://www.olpcnews.com

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Human validation test. Enter the letter "c" below: (Required)

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and, yes, that a text "c" not a graphic.

Anyone found anything worse?

Munge.

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The sort of Captcha you don't want to do in person!

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Holden: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down...

Leon: What one?

Holden: What?

Leon: What desert?

Holden: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical.

Leon: But, how come I'd be there?

Holden: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...

Leon: Tortoise? What's that?

Holden: You know what a turtle is?

Leon: Of course!

Holden: Same thing.

Leon: I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean.

Holden: You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.

Leon: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?

Holden: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

Leon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT HELPING?

Holden: I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?

[Leon has become visibly shaken]

Holden: They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. (pause) Shall we continue?

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Of course I'm human, I have memories and photos of my childhood,

Munge.

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I lol'ed... xD

Those are awesome.

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When it comes to hotcaptcha, I've got to say I have a new respect for the female members of our species. Look what they have to choose between on the two iterations I loaded (which is worse, cap 1 or cap 2 here, anyway?)

hORnCAPs1-2.jpg

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hahahaaha "pigrape"

at hotcaptcha i'm human 5/5. idk what you guys are lookin at!

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that pig rape this had to have been photoshopped. thats so awesome.

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that pig rape this had to have been photoshopped. thats so awesome.

"Pig rape" or whatever kids are calling it today is never "awesome"

Hi, I'm n3xg3n, you may remember me from such public service announcements as "Why CatSex is wrong", "Your Harddrive and you", and "Phones, iPods, and Gentoo: The new Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll?" and I'm here to tell you about the horrors of Pig Rape. Many kids like The_STDstroyer (aka. Lil' Billy) here think that Pig Rape is "cool" because they see older and more respectable people "doin' it". Thats why we must be good role models, because if we don't, the Terrorists win. Did you know that, pig rape funds terrorism? Did you know that every time you use Pig Rape, God kills a puppy?

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The More You know!

(BTW, I am soooo sorry, but I had to =P)

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(BTW, I am soooo sorry, but I had to =P)

Funny stuff :)

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that pig rape this had to have been photoshopped. thats so awesome.

"Pig rape" or whatever kids are calling it today is never "awesome"

Hi, I'm n3xg3n, you may remember me from such public service announcements as "Why CatSex is wrong", "Your Harddrive and you", and "Phones, iPods, and Gentoo: The new Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll?" and I'm here to tell you about the horrors of Pig Rape. Many kids like The_STDstroyer (aka. Lil' Billy) here think that Pig Rape is "cool" because they see older and more respectable people "doin' it". Thats why we must be good role models, because if we don't, the Terrorists win. Did you know that, pig rape funds terrorism? Did you know that every time you use Pig Rape, God kills a puppy?

>============*

The More You know!

(BTW, I am soooo sorry, but I had to =P)

And can I smoke laramies like you radioactive man?

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The funny! It kills!

I almost died laughing at some of those. Also, I'm apparently human according to hotcaptcha. Donno why though, I certainly don't feel human. Maybe it has something to do with the fact I'm in a humanized state? Meh, who knows, who cares.

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