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Why Linux will not displace Windows

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whoops.. i started to critize it before i found out it was a joke! (this post can be deleted) Edited by serious putty

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I want to meet 'jerrycooper' and laugh directly in his face. After that I want to punch him in the neck.

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WOW

lol. That is down-right hilarious! Nice find!

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I hope that jerrycooper gets AIDS. Then I hope they find the cure for AIDS and as he walks out of the hospital after receiving the antidote, he gets hit by a bus.

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Looks like the original post allows comments...

[url="http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12355-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=31199&messageID=579806"]http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12355-0.htm...essageID=579806[/url]

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Well, at the core of it, this man speaks the truth.

Linux will not displace Windows because people are too damn stupid to realize how much of an improvement it would be.

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This totally brought a smile to my day. Cheers to the thread bumper -- I wouldn't have seen this :lol:

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Oh no no no, he has more. If you look down at the comments you find more little gems by him.


[url="http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12355-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=31199&messageID=579066&start=-9614"]that wont work without the THEFT of intellectual property[/url]

[url="http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12355-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=31199&messageID=579070&start=-9614"]Vista is the Future[/url]

[url="http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12355-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=31199&messageID=579073&start=-9614"]It wont happen[/url]


All I have to say is:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

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[quote name='ansichart' post='268562' date='Jul 10 2007, 11:48 PM']I hope that jerrycooper gets AIDS. Then I hope they find the cure for AIDS and as he walks out of the hospital after receiving the antidote, he gets hit by a bus.[/quote]
Shhhh, He'll hear you.
[url="http://www.binrev.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32465"]http://www.binrev.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32465[/url]

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This is what happens when you think that Windows = Computer. Or when you're just plain retarded.

[quote][b]But you are missing a vital point, a point which takes some experience and depth of knowledge in the field of computers.[/b] You see, when a [b]computer[/b] boots up, it needs to [b]load various drivers and then load various services[/b]. This happens long before the operating system and other applications are available.[/quote]

Talk about lack of knowledge. Also it's funny how the guy tells everyone how Linux won't succeed, but never explains why. "It is technically impossible" (why? Examples?), "that wont work without intellectual property theft" (that is?).

The reply titles themselves are worth laughing at:
[code]It wont happenjerryleecooper 03/13/07
Jerry doesn't know Linuxdsherman26 03/14/07
One More Thing...jshaw@... 03/14/07
You are kidding arent you ?jerryleecooper 03/14/07
Jerry Lee Cooper here is a documentory on linux.comtuxaps 03/14/07
What?ArrogantWorm 03/16/07
You are cluelessslapsack 03/16/07
@jerryleecoopergullwings13@... 03/16/07
Houston, we have a problemlivesNbox 03/16/07
Oh god....Se[BBB]e 03/16/07
DigglivesNbox 03/16/07
Companies selling desktop Linuxcyber_rigger@... 03/16/07
School?GoatCheez 03/16/07
For the Love of God!elindrel 03/16/07
He doth not know...xx666xx@... 03/16/07
I think the re-examinationalex.nunley 03/16/07
I wonder if this is the same JerryLeeCooperlazerdave 03/16/07
Wow... just wow.Jim@... 03/16/07
YOU are kidding aren't you?rewen 03/16/07
YOU are kidding... arent you?LatiDre 03/16/07
I see where you were going w/ that, but....whitmell 03/16/07
different Linuxalisonken1@... 03/20/07
Re: You are kidding arent you?sweklaweklfwe@... 03/16/07
u ******* dumbasssweklaweklfwe@... 03/16/07
hmmmmelindrel 03/16/07
look here jerry you got it all wrong about the mind-amplifiers!sshhaammss 03/16/07
you need to re-examine your assumptionsmonduntu 03/16/07
well..penile@... 03/16/07
Senator!popeyoni 03/16/07
Slightly offTiak 03/16/07
Jerry, the computer age calledwhitmell 03/16/07
Re: You are kidding arent you ?spstanley 03/16/07
welcome to the 21st centurydonniedarko2001 03/16/07
You are kidding aren't you ?sweklaweklfwe@... 03/16/07
Too awesomefrgough 03/16/07
ARE YOU SERIOUS???KentonRenee 03/16/07
moroncoolinout61 03/16/07
Excuse me?master_runner 03/16/07
Congratulations JerryLeeCooper!sweklaweklfwe@... 03/16/07
XLNtMBoogie 03/16/07
roflsweklaweklfwe@... 03/16/07
You Sir, Are an Idiot.FuZ3 03/16/07
You Sir, Are an Idiot.FuZ3 03/16/07
Problems with your "Logic?"dmyhand1957 03/16/07
You're totally rightsamssf 03/16/07
FYI about Operating Systemsmeatloaf2002 03/16/07
jerryleecooper needs an educationCarlTTaylor 03/16/07
did youm1tr1l 03/16/07
JerryLeeCooper -- Please read thiscapah 03/16/07
Wow. I just... wow.BinaryMuse 03/16/07
You're an idiotIceVapour 03/16/07
jerryleecooper is ignorantpalm76 03/17/07
O.OFordi 03/17/07
O.OFordi 03/17/07
You are kidding arent you ?lodoss 03/17/07
You must be the one who's kidding...tntoak 03/17/07
My godcowboyninja@... 03/17/07
WTF??marcwaddell 03/17/07
Why Linux will not displace WindowsMrFuriousX@... 03/18/07
Are you for real????FlameFlameFlame 03/19/07
fao jerryleecooperyodasarmpit.forums@... 03/19/07
Cooperismsadityavpratap 03/22/07
LO!ueisen 03/22/07
Spouting off without knowing what's up?ktraglin 03/20/07
I think it's you who must be kidding, jerry.dino- 03/20/07
Get Educatedrhonaldmoses 03/20/07
don't confuse Linux with FOSSquisp 03/21/07
Are you serious????scottpra@... 03/21/07
No. Not a jokeCKnapp 03/25/07
Damn You're Too Funnycnuddep 03/29/07
Amazing but truemhwombat 04/03/07
you are kiddingpublic@... 04/05/07
HaHawillt1984@... 04/06/07
what!?HellzArcticWolf 04/07/07
Ehr, dell sells computers with linux on it <.<Against Microsoft 04/07/07
eehr dell sells computers with linux on it ^^Against Microsoft 04/07/07
No. We're not kiddingElTimo 04/15/07
PWNED? Winblows? Micro$oft?That is Mr. Sir to you pal 04/19/07
yeah i was feeling really immature that day......ElTimo 05/08/07
Linux around longer than DOSKhyron 04/19/07
WOW, no wondergettinoriginal@... 04/19/07
Best Troll EVAR!!!That is Mr. Sir to you pal 04/19/07
wOOtmr2k5 05/03/07
Yeah suuuuuure[/code] Edited by WhatChout

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Some truth in this:
[url="http://bash.org/?783472"]http://bash.org/?783472[/url]

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But Linux is easy to install. Just check out how quickly you can install Gentoo:

[codebox]cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ &&
env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh &&
emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux &&
make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice &&
emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf &&
grub && init 6[/codebox]

source: [url="http://bash.org/?464385"]http://bash.org/?464385[/url]

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Check out the 2nd link on google for "Jerry Lee Cooper" [url="http://www.seminolesheriff.org/criminal/trav294.html"]http://www.seminolesheriff.org/criminal/trav294.html[/url]

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