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Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot

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Tue Mar 27, 9:00 AM ET

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004's turbulent child sex case.

It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centerpiece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot's designer.

Luckman Van Pier, his partner at the company behind the proposal, claims blueprints have been drawn up for the show and seen by the star.

"Michael's looked at the sketches and likes them," he told the New York Daily News.

On the subject of the robot, he continued: "It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see."

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Did anyone else think austin powers when they read this?

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Did anyone else think austin powers when they read this?

Heh, Actually I thought of Allison Hayes. But I'm a 50's and all around cult/pulp junkie.

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Imagine what a 50 foot women woman could do to you. ;)

edit: spelling, i know, stfu

Edited by Alk3
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Imagine what a 50 foot women woman could do to you. ;)

Probably make me feel inadequate.

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:blink: wtf... OMG ITS A HUEG MICHAEL JACKSON GET IN THE CAR

>:3-|---<

>:3-/---<

>:3-\---<

>:3-|---<

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Imagine what a 50 foot women woman could do to you. ;)

edit: spelling, i know, stfu

swallow me with her vagina.

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Imagine what a 50 foot women woman could do to you. ;)

edit: spelling, i know, stfu

swallow me with her vagina.

I was thinking along those lines.... I would like to die in a vagina. :D:lol:

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Imagine what a 50 foot women woman could do to you. ;)

edit: spelling, i know, stfu

swallow me with her vagina.

I was thinking along those lines.... I would like to die in a vagina. :D:lol:

After watching 'Dude where's my car?' I don't think I'd like to mess with an extremely tall woman ;)

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When I saw that, my first reaction was "now when is he going to build a 25 foot tall child robot". Then, I thought about the possibility of a Godzilla-like battle royale in Vegas.

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They had that on the CNN news ticker. I thought I had the wrong channel, watching an SNL parody of CNN.

"BIG ROBOT OF MICHAEL JACKSON... WILL SHOOT LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES."

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vegas huh?

/me devises a way to hijack the Jacko bot and take over the city.

Do I smell a new DDP project for next Defcon?

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i can there is some serous hacking going on at binrev but 50 ft woman reminds of the joke where the black says find the keys to my cadilac and we can drive out!

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i can there is some serous hacking going on at binrev but 50 ft woman reminds of the joke where the black says find the keys to my cadilac and we can drive out!

What does the first part of the sentence mean? :blink:

And the joke doesn't seem to make much sense either. o.O

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This cant be serious.

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What does the first part of the sentence mean? :blink:

And the joke doesn't seem to make much sense either. o.O

Using my 1337 n00b translator skills I got.

i can there is some serous hacking going on at binrev but 50 ft woman reminds of the joke where the black says find the keys to my cadilac and we can drive out!

I can smell a new project, BinRev sure does have some serious hackers. But the fifty foot women reminds me of the joke where the black guy says, "find the keys to my Cadillac and we can drive it out".

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i can there is some serous hacking going on at binrev but 50 ft woman reminds of the joke where the black says find the keys to my cadilac and we can drive out!

What does the first part of the sentence mean? :blink:

And the joke doesn't seem to make much sense either. o.O

I don't understand it either, besides vaguely picking up on the fact that it's a racist slur.

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i can there is some serous hacking going on at binrev but 50 ft woman reminds of the joke where the black says find the keys to my cadilac and we can drive out!

What does the first part of the sentence mean? :blink:

And the joke doesn't seem to make much sense either. o.O

I don't understand it either, besides vaguely picking up on the fact that it's a racist slur.

Also, niggerbeam.

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