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ATTENTION CANADA: Please stop sending us your "music".

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StankDawg

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I'm trying so hard to not hate Canada..but when they shovel

into my intertubes, what the hell am I supposed to do?

I still haven't forgiven you for Celine Dion or Shania Twain. If it weren't for

, Moka Only, and WordBurglar (who is a super chill guy IRL), I would think that you are musically challenged as a culture.

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So I was Googling once something that began with "Why are Canadians"... Google did its little automatic suggestion thing and the top query it suggested was "Why are Canadians Afraid of the Dark?"

As it turns out, that show made a joke that Canadians are afraid of the dark. Now the interwebs are full of forum posts of people wondering why that's the case >.<

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Sorry about Celine Dion :P

By the way, typing "Why are Americans" in google doesn't give much flattering autocomplete:

why are americans so stupid

why are americans afraid of dragons

why are americans so fat

why are americans so ignorant

why are americans so dumb

why are americans not allowed in cuba

why are americans afraid of socialism

why are americans against universal healthcare

why are americans stupid

why are americans so dumb

why are americans so religious

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Don't worry Wintermute, Google's autocomplete takes the piss out of every single country equally :ermm:

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+10 points for now only knowing who Wordburglar is but for actually knowing him. That is awesome.

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Why are americans fat? Simple, because we have the mindset that "bleach can actually enhance bread." maybe someday people will figure out that when your number1 fat burning organ (liver) is being bombarded by sheer idiocy (like us eating bleach "enhanced" foods among 1 million other nasty habbits) that it doesn't care much to do our body image any favors.

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maybe well stop being fat when we stop putting sugar in everything and stop owning cuba.

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