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[ChAoS-aCiD]

thanx

[XxthugstylezxX]

Man you guys way to indepth with these silly things. I'll give you the perfect answer no matter what OS there running. You pick the computer up find the nearest window or door and throw it out. Make sure to launch it to do the most damage and make sure it hits something hard (not grass). Theres the perfect answer to kill any computer running any OS. Or even better take a bat to it like in office space .

[Juv3nil3 Ph15h]

Thermite works too

[falloutboy]

If you're looking for some creative ways to have some destructive fun with a computer, read the Bastard Operator From Hell stories:

http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/

This particular archive appears to be incomplete. Google for "BOFH archive" if you're dying to read the rest of them.

Simon Travaglia, the author, now writes BOFH stories for The Register (www.theregister.co.uk).

[falloutboy]

One of the BOFH stories I remember involves the BOFH instructing a user over the phone to flip the on/off switch on the power supply 30 times. Hilarity ensues.

That, of course, was back in the PC AT and XT days, when there was actually a big red switch on the power supply.

[TrippinX]

I can make an explodin floppy, it melts the hardrive and may cause a minor explosion, just powerful enough to wreak it completely (I did it college Friday the 13. -MAY UNLUCKYNESS DEFEAT U ALL-

Yes I know it was friday the 13. yesterday...

- this is wat I looked like on the way out...

[vox]

I can make an explodin floppy, it melts the hardrive and may cause a minor explosion, just powerful enough to wreak it completely (I did it college Friday the 13. -MAY UNLUCKYNESS DEFEAT U ALL-

Wasn't that in "The Anarchist's Cookbook"? I remember reading something about putting sulfur on a floppy disk so when the person sticks the disk inside the drive, the whole computer catches fire.

Edited by vox, 14 August 2004 - 01:39 PM.

[Y0ungBra1n]

or something along those lines about finger nail polish and match head, etc. But whatever

[SUB-S0NIX]

if u want to be serious and dont want to do any thing physical to the computer.. get a file corrupter from some script kiddie web site and corrupt some windows apps... and make sure u steal there windows reinstallment disk thats if there smart enough and know what to do if there os fucks up... so in both ways you will be costing them money and u fucked up there comp...

if you want to do some thing physical there apply some static electricity or some electiricty to the mother broad.. im not sure how u would generate the shit.. but whatever...

[Omni-Max]

How about a 20kv transformer from a microwave?

Overkill, yes...

But atleast it has the word kill in it.

[pixelFiend]

Start/Run/regedit and begin experimenting.

PF

[temp]

remove the casing, pour in a tasty drink, -- and when anyone asks, explain that "the computer was thirsty."

[neo_phreak]

Two words: Tesla Coil

[blakmac]

open case, insert waterhose.

too easy.

*har har*

[Y0ungBra1n]

I think one giant kick will do the trick, It also requires no screwdriver, or soda or anything...

Edited by Y0ungBra1n, 18 August 2004 - 12:38 PM.

[temp]

remove the casing, rip out the wiring, smash the cpu -- and when anyone asks, explain that the computer "disrespected" you.

[zeroxeal]

BT > DC++ > all those crappy p2p file sharing things

I used to use kazaa :-\

[neuro]

how to mess up a computer:

[digitalsacrilege216]

I think one giant kick will do the trick, It also requires no screwdriver, or soda or anything...

i prefer to save percussive therapy for "fixing" a computer, not hurting it.