April 1st Computer Pranks
#1
Posted 27 March 2007 - 02:22 PM
Desktop screen shot as desktop background
Edit hosts file to redirect popular sites
and I'll mention my Ettercap Filter, changing a printer's LCD screen's language, etc. What are some other good ideas?
#2
Posted 27 March 2007 - 02:33 PM
I had so much fun with that before. I did it to my friend.
I just stopped him from reformatting
#3
Posted 27 March 2007 - 02:34 PM
#4
Posted 27 March 2007 - 04:26 PM
#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <time.h>
/* EFAK Virus by n3xg3n */
void sleep(unsigned int mseconds)
{
clock_t goal = mseconds + clock();
while (goal > clock());
}
void Deleting( char File[40] )
{
char Fyle[40];
int i;
strcpy(Fyle, File);
for( i = 0; i<39; i++){
if (strlen(Fyle) < 39) {
strcat(Fyle, " ");
}
}
printf( "*********************************************** \n");
printf( "*** Deleting: *** \n");
printf( "*** %s *** \n", Fyle);
printf( "*********************************************** \n");
sleep(1000);
}
int main()
{
printf("YOU HAVE B33N PWND BY TEH EKAF ViRuZ!\n");
printf("1337 grupe pwnz j00!\n\n");
printf("Say g00d bi 2 @ll ur fylez!\n");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\addins\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\AppPatch\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\assembly\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Cache\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Config\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Cursors\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Debug\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Driver Cache\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Fonts\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Help\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\I386\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\repair\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Resources\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\security\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\system32\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Temp\\");
Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\");
Deleting("C:\\Documents and Settings\\");
Deleting("C:\\Program Files\\");
Deleting("C:\\WORKS\\");
Deleting("C:\\");
system("shutdown -r -a -t 00");
return 0;
}note: this will shut down the comp after execution...
Edited by n3xg3n, 27 March 2007 - 11:58 PM.
#5
Posted 27 March 2007 - 04:41 PM
And none of the people who I have done the fake background prank to actually freaked out or anything. They all figured it out pretty quickly.
Edited by dalejrrocks, 27 March 2007 - 04:43 PM.
#6
Posted 27 March 2007 - 04:42 PM
Fake Virus (requires timing to get the co worker =]) maybe lengthen the time between delete to get them as they return from a bathroom trip or time delay launch, or add more delete stuff
#include <stdio.h> #include <string.h> #include <time.h> /* EFAK Virus by n3xg3n */ void sleep(unsigned int mseconds) { clock_t goal = mseconds + clock(); while (goal > clock()); } void Deleting( char File[40] ) { char Fyle[40]; int i; strcpy(Fyle, File); for( i = 0; i<39; i++){ if (strlen(Fyle) < 39) { strcat(Fyle, " "); } } printf( "*********************************************** \n"); printf( "*** Deleting *recursivly*: *** \n"); printf( "*** %s *** \n", Fyle); printf( "*********************************************** \n"); sleep(1000); } int main() { printf("YOU HAVE B33N PWND BY TEH EKAF ViRuZ!\n"); printf("1337 grupe pwnz j00!\n\n"); printf("Say g00d bi 2 @ll ur fylez!\n"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\addins\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\AppPatch\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\assembly\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Cache\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Config\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Cursors\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Debug\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Driver Cache\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Fonts\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Help\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\I386\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\repair\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Resources\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\security\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\system32\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\Temp\\"); Deleting("C:\\WINDOWS\\"); Deleting("C:\\Documents and Settings\\"); Deleting("C:\\Program Files\\"); Deleting("C:\\WORKS\\"); Deleting("C:\\"); system("shutdown -r -a -t 00"); return 0; }
note: this will shut down the comp after execution...
Thats some funny shit.
#7
Posted 27 March 2007 - 04:46 PM
rundll32.exe user32.dll,SwapMouseButton
note: executing a second time will not reverse the mouse buttons back to normal and can only be done through a restart or control panel. You can make this a lot more fun by using some more rundll32 commands (like an infinite loop that resets the mouse pointer to certain position
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have you ever used this expression:
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#8
Posted 27 March 2007 - 04:52 PM
#9
Posted 27 March 2007 - 05:12 PM
#10
Posted 27 March 2007 - 06:03 PM
Also, if they walk away from their computer for a minute, CTRL-ALT and one of the arrow keys will often flip the screen upside down, sideways, etc., depending on their graphics card and drivers. Try it out, you can flip the image on the screen all around.
#11
Posted 27 March 2007 - 06:17 PM
Kinda off topic but my friend and I are thinking of sending out some fake letters at our school informing of random drug testings and stuff for April 1st.
And none of the people who I have done the fake background prank to actually freaked out or anything. They all figured it out pretty quickly.
How 'bout sending a letter claiming its from the RIAA to you school threatening a lawsuit for illeagal music downloading.
EVIL
#12
Posted 27 March 2007 - 06:23 PM
LoLz...That would be really funny.
#13
Posted 27 March 2007 - 06:23 PM
The key is to make it look like it's plugged in but, only push it in half way.
This, in combination with a fake virus has some potential laughs.
Maybe send a fake email earlier in the day warning about some new virus or something...
#14
Posted 27 March 2007 - 07:17 PM
Redirecting myspace to goatse - priceless.
#15
Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:05 PM
Not on April 1, but an all timer in my book:Most people that use myspace are complete idiots and oblivious to host file modification.
Redirecting myspace to goatse - priceless.
http://ascii.textfil...ves/000278.html
Jason's best line in the article,
The fact that I used the deadly spell "mv" to shift a few things around on a machine I own is not a possibility as far as Motorjames1 is concerned. Next, just to make sure all bases are covered, he threatens me. Ostensibly he is indicating he will punish me by doing something traumatic to my ass.
That or parts about the pilots of Gen Y being unable to do anything about the Goatse "flodding".
#16
Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:13 PM
"small penis window"
-make cursor move in opposite direction
-make cursor not come to a stop when you stop the mouse
-keyboard remapping
upsidownternet
-caller ID spoofing + social engineering FRIENDS: "hello, John? This is Julie (voice changer!) with Cingular Customer Care. We're calling regarding your account....as it stands, we show that you have outstanding charges of $13,000 on your bill and we need payment at this time before you can make further use of our service." Much LULZ and hilarity ensue!
Edited by Linux, 27 March 2007 - 08:14 PM.
#17
Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:06 PM
what dose this have to do with computers, and have you ever had a gun pointed at you. feeling like your going to die is not funny at all, no matter where you stand.Send them a letter with baking powder in it and "ANTHRAX" written all over it.
LoLz...That would be really funny.
-anyways-
tape on the bottom of the mouse, classic.
Edited by arewhyainn, 27 March 2007 - 09:10 PM.
#18
Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:11 PM
#19
Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:27 PM
Rig the computer's "POWER ON" button to some explosives/fireworks in some other room / outside....That would be some funny shit.. lol
Rig it to thermite and watch the guys face as his HDD is melted into oblivion.
#20
Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:46 PM
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