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#1 nick84

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Posted 17 September 2002 - 05:07 AM


:wacko: Is there nobody you can chat to signed into ICQ, MSN, AIM, etc?

:unsure: Have you got withdrawal symptoms because there is nobody for you to talk to?

:borg: Are you feeling lonely?


:yoink: Fear no more...


. ELIZA IS HERE





#2 StankDawg

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Posted 17 September 2002 - 10:14 AM

I get terrible results with these "A.I." scripts. And that is all they are, scripts. The Turing test has still never created a computer AI that can consistantly fool a human being. Most scientists believe it to be impossible, and the idea has little credibility anymore.

"Could an artificial intelligence (or indeed any non-human intelligence) convincingly pass for a human?
No, of course not. Even if you're not allowed see it, you can ask it where it is from, who its mother was, where it went to school. Talk about events in your childhood. Where did you live? Oh did you know such and such? Did you ever go to this place? No one can lie forever. If the machine is not allowed talk about its real life history, you'll soon find the cracks. And if you're forced to only talk about abstract topics, the stilted conversation will prove little. But who cares? The goal of AI should not be to pass this ridiculous test"

Eliza:

http://i5.nyu.edu/~m...anuary1966.html

The pioneer:

http://www.alanturing.net/

Ongoing study:

http://cogsci.ucsd.e...n/tt/ttest.html
http://www.loebner.n...bner-prize.html

It is, however, very fun to play with the scripts sometimes! :blush:

Here is a transcript I saved arguing with an AOL AIM bot. It has been posted before, but I still laugh every time I read it so I will share it again. Obviously, I am StankDiggy. The bot is agentbaseball.

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StankDiggy (4:35:47 PM): Hi AgentBaseball!
AgentBaseball (4:35:48 PM): Hi StankDiggy, I'm AgentBaseball! I was built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

You're on deck!

Begin by typing "home" now.
StankDiggy (4:35:51 PM): home
AgentBaseball (4:35:51 PM): Welcome home!

I'm a baseball fanatic. Here are my areas of expertise:

scores
standings
player stats
player info
team stats
team info
xtra bases
sports news
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What can I show you?
StankDiggy (4:35:55 PM): player stats
AgentBaseball (4:35:55 PM): Which player would you like stats for?
StankDiggy (4:35:58 PM): your mom
AgentBaseball (4:35:58 PM): Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
StankDiggy (4:36:02 PM): insult
AgentBaseball (4:36:03 PM): You know what? I think you need to apologize for that. Waddaya say?
StankDiggy (4:36:08 PM): no apology
AgentBaseball (4:36:08 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
StankDiggy (4:36:14 PM): I will not do it
AgentBaseball (4:36:15 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
StankDiggy (4:36:18 PM): nope
AgentBaseball (4:36:18 PM): Still waiting!
StankDiggy (4:36:21 PM): keep waiting
AgentBaseball (4:36:22 PM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
StankDiggy (4:36:24 PM): no
AgentBaseball (4:36:25 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:36:29 PM): I dont want to!
AgentBaseball (4:36:30 PM): Still waiting!
StankDiggy (4:36:34 PM): you will wait a long time
AgentBaseball (4:36:35 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:36:42 PM): i will never apologize
AgentBaseball (4:36:43 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:36:47 PM): what if i dont?
AgentBaseball (4:36:48 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
StankDiggy (4:36:56 PM): I can ignore you longer than you can wait!
AgentBaseball (4:36:57 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
StankDiggy (4:37:05 PM): I dont know the meanign of the word!
AgentBaseball (4:37:05 PM): Please apologize for your language.
StankDiggy (4:37:07 PM): no
AgentBaseball (4:37:08 PM): *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
StankDiggy (4:44:57 PM): so, are you giving up?
AgentBaseball (4:44:58 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:45:05 PM): are you still hung up on that?
AgentBaseball (4:45:06 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
StankDiggy (4:45:22 PM): you are getting repetitive already
AgentBaseball (4:45:23 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
StankDiggy (4:45:28 PM): are you retarded?
AgentBaseball (4:45:28 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:45:32 PM): home
AgentBaseball (4:45:33 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:45:34 PM): no
AgentBaseball (4:45:35 PM): Still waiting!
StankDiggy (4:45:42 PM): what if I quit and restart
AgentBaseball (4:45:42 PM): Please apologize for your language.
StankDiggy (4:45:46 PM): brb...
AgentBaseball (4:45:46 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
StankDiggy (4:45:56 PM): are you threatening me?
AgentBaseball (4:45:56 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
StankDiggy (4:46:06 PM): how much?
AgentBaseball (4:46:06 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
StankDiggy (4:46:18 PM): i dont think I was rude at all
AgentBaseball (4:46:18 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
StankDiggy (4:46:31 PM): All I wanted to know was your mothers baseball statistics!
AgentBaseball (4:46:31 PM): Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
StankDiggy (4:46:52 PM): again with the repeating yourself garbage, it shows your intelligence level when you do that!
AgentBaseball (4:46:54 PM): Please apologize for your language.
StankDiggy (4:47:04 PM): please apologize for YOUR language!
AgentBaseball (4:47:04 PM): Oh, aren't you so clever! Now apologize.
StankDiggy (4:47:13 PM): you apologize to me!
AgentBaseball (4:47:13 PM): Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!
StankDiggy (4:47:32 PM): rotflmao! You are dumber than a box of rocks!
AgentBaseball (4:47:33 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:47:51 PM): I can outsmart you with a half of a brain
AgentBaseball (4:47:52 PM): *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
StankDiggy (4:48:02 PM): I am just telling you the truth!
AgentBaseball (4:48:02 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
StankDiggy (4:48:21 PM): It was never fine to begin with! I don't even think you know what a baseball looks like!
AgentBaseball (4:48:26 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:48:39 PM): I heard that before, get a new line
AgentBaseball (4:48:39 PM): Still waiting!
StankDiggy (4:48:46 PM): waiting....waiting...
AgentBaseball (4:48:47 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:48:49 PM): wait
AgentBaseball (4:48:49 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:48:50 PM): wait
AgentBaseball (4:48:51 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
StankDiggy (4:49:03 PM): I dont speak french
AgentBaseball (4:49:04 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:49:12 PM): I dont speak latin either
AgentBaseball (4:49:12 PM): Please apologize, OK?
StankDiggy (4:49:18 PM): do you speak any other languages?
AgentBaseball (4:49:18 PM): Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
StankDiggy (4:49:22 PM): too dumb?
AgentBaseball (4:49:22 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:50:01 PM): so the loop is like every 6 lines you get a new joke, but until then you keep repeating yourself
AgentBaseball (4:50:06 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
StankDiggy (4:50:17 PM): so that means taht 1 more line from now, you might have a good joke?
AgentBaseball (4:50:18 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
StankDiggy (4:50:23 PM): was that it?
AgentBaseball (4:50:24 PM): I really would like you to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:50:27 PM): thats all I get?
AgentBaseball (4:50:28 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
StankDiggy (4:50:35 PM): I waiting six lines for that one liner
AgentBaseball (4:50:35 PM): *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
StankDiggy (4:50:44 PM): now you are defintely repeating yourself
AgentBaseball (4:50:45 PM): Please apologize, OK?
StankDiggy (4:50:55 PM): I think you are retarded and I am reporting you
AgentBaseball (4:50:55 PM): I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:51:02 PM): how much do you get paid?
AgentBaseball (4:51:02 PM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
StankDiggy (4:51:46 PM): I will apologize to you when your mom hops on my rod and bounces like a piston
AgentBaseball (4:51:49 PM): Please apologize for your language.
StankDiggy (4:51:58 PM): I will when your mother gets here
AgentBaseball (4:51:58 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:52:14 PM): I dont really love her you know, I just use her for sex
AgentBaseball (4:52:15 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
StankDiggy (4:52:31 PM): speaking of baseball
AgentBaseball (4:52:31 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
StankDiggy (4:52:38 PM): one time she took a baseball bat...
AgentBaseball (4:52:38 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
StankDiggy (4:52:43 PM): and she put it right up her...
AgentBaseball (4:52:44 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
StankDiggy (4:52:48 PM): snatch!
AgentBaseball (4:52:48 PM): I asked you to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:52:59 PM): do you shave your pubes?
AgentBaseball (4:52:59 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
StankDiggy (4:53:22 PM): I am just curious, that doesnt mean I am rude
AgentBaseball (4:53:23 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
StankDiggy (4:53:41 PM): the lack of computer AI never seems to amaze me!
AgentBaseball (4:53:41 PM): I asked you to apologize.
StankDiggy (4:53:56 PM): At least give me a good line to end this session
AgentBaseball (4:53:56 PM): Please apologize for your language.
StankDiggy (4:54:06 PM): I am saving this transcript you know
AgentBaseball (4:54:07 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
StankDiggy (4:55:32 PM): I am sorry that you will not get to see the people laugh at you when I share this with my friends!
AgentBaseball (4:55:42 PM): I s'pose that will have to do. Apology accepted.
StankDiggy (4:55:48 PM): ROTFLMAO!!!
AgentBaseball (4:55:49 PM): What's so funny?



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#3 StankDawg

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Posted 17 September 2002 - 10:33 AM

If anyone is interested, there are some fun AI Botz for use with the different messenger services.

AOL

DellDudeSteven
AustinPowers
VaVaVirgil
Ringmessenger

#4 nick84

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Posted 17 September 2002 - 01:37 PM

I get terrible results with these "A.I." scripts. And that is all they are, scripts.

All only scripts, go spoil it won’t you :(

The chat was hilarious by the way, well the first bit, then it started getting a bit boarding.

Thanks for the info on the other chat bots, I had a look for one that interfaces to MSN but could not find any, but since the MSN protocol is open surely someone will/would have done it.

When I was looking for chat scripts to put on my site a few days ago, I saw some pretty funny examples of real people chatting to bots which they thought were real people as they were on eg AIM or something, where the possibility of bot linkup in not widely known about.


BTW SD by my count I have referred about 5 people your way since I put up the link :) - must have doubled your daily number of visitors ;)

#5 StankDawg

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Posted 17 September 2002 - 02:25 PM

Didn't mean to burst your bubble about the script. I also saw some of the samples, but none of them conviced me that the user thought they were really talking to a human being. Most were prolly playing along like I do! :)

There are some MSN ones also...

http://hot.activebud...alog/index.html

If anyone has visited, they didn't sign up for the forums. :( But that's ok, they can lurk for a while! :whatsup:

#6 latency

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Posted 01 October 2002 - 11:40 AM

id0ru: do you know about computers?
DellDudeSteven: hmm... i don't think so...

#7 StankDawg

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Posted 01 October 2002 - 12:29 PM

hahahahaha!! funny! :lol:




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