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Posted by StankDawg , 29 June 2011 · 28 views

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So I have recently started twatting...errr...tweeting? twitting? Whatever it is, I finally broke down and tried it. I know that I swore I would never tweet (I think I even tweeted that exact statement) but I ran out of games to play on the iphone while bored and fired up the twitter app and started twattling. I can't imagine it being something that I do regularly or frequently, but I might post an occasional funny picture that I take from my portable telephonic computer machine with photographic technology. Hell, I only have a tweeter account because someone else registered it in my name to promote the web site and then gave the account to me.

The main thing that I hate about twitter is how people fucking post CONSTANTLY! I have already had to remove a couple of people from my twat list. My GOD you do not really think that people care that much to hang on your every word...do you? I mean, thousands upon thousands of twitters? I just don't care that much about your twat to have it pollute the rest of the people who twist responsibly! Holy shit, there were 2 people who twastered so often that they were generating 25% of my twatter posts for crying out loud! I mean, I like these people, but only post when you have something funny or interesting to say. Posting every mundane detail of your life, which is apparently so boring that you tweet 20+ times per day, is just pointless. It is the same reason that I don't read your fucking blogs either! I mean, yeah, I don't post to my blog often, but shit, at least when i do it has a funny picture, an emotional drama filled rant, or an occasional useful bit of information.

This leads to the second thing that annoys me. Why is there some social obligation to follow everyone who follows you? I see this a lot more on facebook. I have friends who argue about why they didn't accept someones invite on facebook. I mean, WTF? Maybe I don't use facebook and didn't see your invite. Personally, I still do not have a facebook account! If I did, I would not feel obligated to reciprocate following you anyway. I mean, back to the reason that I have a twizzler account...A lot of my friends are from all over the United States (and outside for that matter) and this may be the only way that I can keep in touch with them. If you are a friend in real life, then I will TALK TO YOU ON THE PHONE or MEET YOU IN PERSON and hang out of something to find out what is going on in your life! I mean, if you are only friends with someone on twatservice, then you aren't really friends. Talk to them on the phone sometimes, meet up in real life, even if it is only once every year or so. All of those celebrities that you follow are NOT YOUR FRIENDS! I only follow Daniel Tosh because he is funny as shit, not because we buttfuck on the weekends.

I will tweetle only when I have something funny to share or if I find something interesting, and I will keep it minimal. A few posts one day, but maybe not for another week or two after that. Be realistic. If you do care, you can see my tweet on the side of this very blog. You can also follow me, if you want, at the obvious "@stankdawg" tweeter-totter name. Do not be surprised that I might not follow you back just like I won't be butthurt of you stop following me either. I am not everyone cup of tea...Hell, I may not be be anyones cup of tea and I am OK with that.

In case you haven't figured it out, I have no idea what to call this shit so I call it different words all the time. I am pretty sure that it doesn't matter since it all sounds the same anyway.


PS: If you think I am talking about YOUR twitter account, I am certainly referring to someone else. I love YOUR twattles! Its that other guy that I can't listen to any more.




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InsaneAutomata
Jul 10 2011 12:31 AM
Wow! You sound kinda of Twazzled by all the Twitting your thumbs Tweet. It is all about quality control like you were alluding to. For wonderful minds, I enjoy every thought no matter how frequent. There are a lot of old school and elite hackers on Twitter. I follow them to see how and what their thinking about. Passive surveillance is the best thing about Twitter. They naturally DON't follow you unless you become elite and so your Tweets only go out to your friends or closer associates. Best of Both worlds.
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