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ATTENTION CANADA: Please stop sending us your "music".

Posted by StankDawg , 11 March 2010 · 354 views

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I'm trying so hard to not hate Canada..but when they shovel shit like this into my intertubes, what the hell am I supposed to do?

I still haven't forgiven you for Celine Dion or Shania Twain. If it weren't for Swollen Members, Moka Only, and WordBurglar (who is a super chill guy IRL), I would think that you are musically challenged as a culture.

Canada killed my father... and raped my mother!
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So I was Googling once something that began with "Why are Canadians"... Google did its little automatic suggestion thing and the top query it suggested was "Why are Canadians Afraid of the Dark?"

As it turns out, that show made a joke that Canadians are afraid of the dark. Now the interwebs are full of forum posts of people wondering why that's the case >.<
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Sorry about Celine Dion :p

By the way, typing "Why are Americans" in google doesn't give much flattering autocomplete:

why are americans so stupid
why are americans afraid of dragons
why are americans so fat
why are americans so ignorant
why are americans so dumb
why are americans not allowed in cuba
why are americans afraid of socialism
why are americans against universal healthcare
why are americans stupid
why are americans so dumb
why are americans so religious
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Mar 12 2010 04:20 AM
as an American, I have to say, that's damn sad.
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Don't worry Wintermute, Google's autocomplete takes the piss out of every single country equally :ermm:
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Mar 14 2010 11:20 AM
+10 points for now only knowing who Wordburglar is but for actually knowing him. That is awesome.
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*shudder* dragons.... *shudder* :unsure:
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Why are americans fat? Simple, because we have the mindset that "bleach can actually enhance bread." maybe someday people will figure out that when your number1 fat burning organ (liver) is being bombarded by sheer idiocy (like us eating bleach "enhanced" foods among 1 million other nasty habbits) that it doesn't care much to do our body image any favors.
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maybe well stop being fat when we stop putting sugar in everything and stop owning cuba.
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